05-06-2012, 17:55
Mists gather, and now my watch begins. It shall not end until my death. I shall take no burgers, hold no fries, download no porn. I shall wear no plate items and win no rolls. I shall live and die before I ever get to participate in any of Blizzard betas. I am the sword without sword specialization. I am the watcher in the battlegrounds. I am in the firelands drinking cold coke, AFK-ing until the light that brings the dawn, wating for the horn that wakes the rest of the sleepers and myself, while the mute button shields me from the rage of the main tank that guards the realms of pixels. I pledge my free time and honor to the WoW, for this night and all the nights to come or until my fiancee comes back and beats me up.